Xen is the human counterpart to Xeni. It's a running joke that no one should be able to see Xeni, as she is simply a created character in Xen's head, but this is a comic where all reason is thrown out the window.

Xen is often the one left to clean up after the other housemates' messes and disasters, and is often seen swearing to herself to kick everyone out. She often wonders if she is, in fact, going insane.

Jon is the only other human inhabitant of the house, though he is usually more caught up in reading Nietzsche or writing thesis after thesis on the structural significance of Communism in modern-day America. His love for anything Russian and German goes beyond a normal fascination, although no one seems to really have the heart to tell him that Stalin died years ago.

Jon also shares Xen's love for industrial and metal music, which is the primary reason for why she puts up with his Soviet quirks.

Xeni is the physical manifestation of all the anger, violence, and outgoing-ness that Xen feels. She has no shame, and is very much like an Autistic child in that she cannot place any sort of consequences on her actions.

Xeni's favourite food is beef, her favourite animal is the platypus, and her favourite pasttime is blood.

Draque is the other dragon living in the house. While he enjoys his fair share of violence, he often finds himself on the receiving end of whatever disaster Xeni has inadvertently created. He is a very cold and calculating individual; however, he is hindered in his plans for world domination by his current living situation and the fact that he is often mistaken for a horse.

Zammy is the main character that Xeni plays in World of Warcraft. He has decided to break out of the realm of the computer and join Xeni in real life in order to physically force her to level him up. He is a berserker who has no regard for personal property, and believes that duct tape is a fix-all for anything that his axe happens to break.

Zammy's favourite food is Talbuk Steak.